Santa Claus was tagged by and since he does not have his own dA account, and he is my homey I have allowed him to complete the quiz on my profile..

take it away home skillet bacon!

001. Real name → Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
002. Nickname(s)→ Santa, Santa Claus, Kris, Kris Kringle, Fat Cat, Homey C
003. Zodiac sign → Capricorn
004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → Confidential
006. Middle School → I dropped out
007. High School → No Schooling for this old chap thank you
008. Hair color → A flowy snowy white
009. Long or short → shortish
010. Loud or Quiet → Loud and Proud baby, except when i sneak into you home and you barely know i'm there
011. Sweats or Jeans → Baggy Jeans! Yup! Santa is hip with you younguns
012. Phone or Camera → Phone, cameras are just proof
013. Health freak→ are you kidding have you seen some of them kiddos i give kids to? From boogers to acne.. i have to face it all
016. Eat or Drink → Eat! Santa Hungry! Santa Want Food!
017. Piercings —> Belly Button! but don't tell no one
018. Tattoos → Tramp Stamp of some Misletoe

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → no, i fly in a sleigh thankyou
020. Been in a relationship → A long lasting one with my wifey
021. Been in a car accident → No, but them reindeer can be pretty reckless sometimes
022. Been in a fist fight → You don't even wanna Know!

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → belly button
024. First best friend → Sarah (AWXpoint79turtle)
025. First award → Nobel Peace Prize, they had it mailed to me and it hangs proudly in my factory
026. First crush→ Mrs. Claus
027. First pet --> Emily the college student
028. First big vacation → I've traveled the world so many times..so um.. yeah

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Sarah, she gave me the keyboard and went to fetch us some food!
030. Last person you texted → Emily
031. Last person you watched a movie with→ My homey Sarah, we watched Where the Wild Things Are! Awwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooo!
033. Last movie you watched → where the wild things are..?
034. Last song you listened to → This is Only Making Things Worse- Crosstown River
035. Last thing you bought → Santa doesn't buy nothing!
036. Last person you hugged → Some kid at a department store

FAVES:
037. Food → Tortilla Chips wih Salsa! Forget the Cookies! Gimme some spiceh!
038. Drinks → Milk! It comes from cows!
039. Clothing → my baggy jeans and a dark hoodie
040. Flower → Ew! flowers are for girlies
041. Books → Santa don't read! I be, a middle school drop out
042. Colors → red, Red, RED
043. Movies → Singing in The Rain
044. Subjects → My loyal Elfs.. they are all my favorite subjects of torture.. er.. i mean.. joy.. yeah.. lets go with that

HAVE YOU EVER:
045. [x] kissed someone
046. [x] celebrated Halloween
047. [ ] had your heart broken
048. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
049. [ ] questioned someone's sexual orientation
050. [ ] came out of the closet
051. [ ] gotten pregnant
052. [ ] had an abortion
053. [ ] done something you've regretted
054. [ ] broke a promise
055. [x] kept a secret
056. [ ] pretended to be happy
057. [ ] met someone who changed your life
058. [ ] pretended to be sick
059. [xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] left the country
060. [ ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
061. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
062. [ ] ran a mile (Santa be outta shape)
063. [x] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
064. [ ] got into an argument with your friends
065. [Emily] hated someone
066. [x] done something good for someone else

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → or waiting to do so
068. Drinking → milk
069. I'm about to → eat
070. Listening to → music
071. Plans for today → Help Sarah finish all her homework.. she's had a busy weekend..
072. Waiting for→ MY STOOPID FOOD

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → no
074. Want to get married? → already did
075. Occupation→ social services?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OTHER GENDER?
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? → shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous! pass the toaster!
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → neither, i like um plump
080. Sensitive or loud → LOUD
081. Hook-up or relationship → i'm in for the long haul honey
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → neither

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → oh many a time
084. Ran away from home → nope
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense → no
086. Killed somebody → you don't want to know
088. Rejected someone's call on purpose --> Emily
089. Cried when someone died→ i've lived a while, and watched many people go..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → DUH!
091. Miracles → like myself
092. Love at first sight → check
093. Heaven → i'm living forever so who cares?
094. Santa Claus → who doesn't?
095. Sex on the first date → no
096. Kiss on the first date → sure

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Bacon!
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → Of Course!
099. Do you believe in God → Yeah, we tight
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people → uh.. that's only 99.. i hate your logic